Yay music meme!

With thanks to interior_lulu. Done using Windows Media Player and discounting the many results which are actually 'Unknown', '01', '02', etc. in favour of actual tracks and artists.

How many songs?
612

Sort by artist
First artist: 386DX
Last artist: Wombles (er... I'll just be going now...)

Sort by song title
First song: 3 A.M. Eternal by the KLF.
Last song: Zadok the Priest by Handel

Sort by time
Shortest song: 'Al trionfo' from Handel's Rinaldo (00:12)
Longest song: War of the Worlds Part II - Jeff Wayne (49:52)

Sort by album
First album: 8 Mile Soundtrack - Eminem
Last album: The World of King's [College Choir] - a choral collection which includes Vivaldi's Gloria.

First song that comes up on shuffle
Lose Yourself - Eminem

How many songs come up when you search for "sex"?
Three: KISS - 'Let's Put the X in Sex', Leatherstrip - 'Sex Dwarf' and Revolting Cocks - 'D'Ya Think I'm Sexy?'

How many songs come up when you search for "death"?
One: 'Oh death, where is thy sting?' from Handel's Messiah, performed by James Bowman and Robert Tear.

How many songs come up when you search for "love"?
Thirteen. How delicious. I can't be bothered to list them all.

How many songs come up when you search for "fuck"?
None. How disappointing.