Saturday, 11 April 2026 : the Stoat Distribution of the Day.
Saturday, 11 April 2026 12:00
Day 4597. There are 341 red stoats, 160 blue stoats, and 499 green stoats.
My view is to lay Kamala Harris for the 2028 White House race, this is not based on the 2024 election, where she was handed a hospital pass, but the 2020 primaries where she performed poorly. I haven’t seen anything that suggests an improvement.
You can back her at 16.5 and 44 for winning the Dem nomination/2028 election respectively, I can see why the latter might be attractive as a trading bet but it’s not for me at the moment. I think the value might be the likes of Mark Kelly, Josh Shapiro, Peter Buttigieg, and the Trump kids.

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Title: dairy alternatives
Fandoms: NU: carnival
Pairings: Rei/Olivine (NU: carnival)Shane Hollander marries Ilya Rozanov on a Friday at his cottage by the lake.
Shane and Ilya decide to get married during their time at the Cottage. It's a secret from nearly everyone, but even secret weddings still need some preparations.
Follows on from 'Out of the Closet'.
What are we gonna watch together?
Teen Wolf
3 (10.7%)
Stargate (any)
13 (46.4%)
Xena
11 (39.3%)
X-Files
10 (35.7%)
Scrubs
4 (14.3%)
Something else that you'll put in the comments
2 (7.1%)
How are you doing?
I am okay
11 (55.0%)
I am not okay, but don't need help right now
9 (45.0%)
I could use some help.
0 (0.0%)
How many other humans are you living with?
I am living single
9 (45.0%)
One other person
7 (35.0%)
More than one other person
4 (20.0%)
I’ve been saying things like “that’s how I roll” for quite a while now, and it occurred to me to wonder about the history of the phrase. As it happens, there’s a 2013 Stack Exchange post about it; most of the suggested answers are guesswork and contradictory, but there’s one that cites the OED:
The OED says it’s US slang originally in the language of rap and hip-hop. It’s sense VII.36.f. (and sense VII.36.e. is “Let’s roll”), under sense VII:
To move or convey on wheels or rollers, and related senses.
This is their first quotation of the phrase:
1991 ‘Hammer’ & F. Pilate (song title), This is the way we roll.
So I checked the OED, which does indeed have it as sense VII.36.f.:
intransitive. U.S. slang (originally in the language of rap and hip-hop). To act, behave (in a certain way). Frequently in that’s how (also the way) I (we, etc.) roll.
But it’s not clear to me that they’re deriving it directly from the sense “To move or convey on wheels or rollers,” and when I checked Green’s I found 4 (f) “in fig. use, to exist, to conduct one’s life”:
1972 [US] R. Kahn Boys of Summer 297: My younger brother Roy [. . .] had good ability, but he was too hardheaded. He had to roll separate.
2007 [US] UGK ‘Int’l Player’s Anthem’Baby you been rollin’ solo, time to get down with the team.
2016 [US] T. Robinson Rough Trade [ebook] ‘We don’t know how Byron rolls’.
2021 [US] J. Ellroy Widespread Panic 237: ‘No heavy petting, Janey. I don’t roll in that direction’.
But there’s also 6 (b) “(US black) to survive, to live, to conduct oneself” (first cite 1988 [US] Ice-T ‘Heartbeat’
Just rollin’ thick as hell, champagne I sip as well); why is that a different sense? And how far back does it date? One of the Stack Exchange commenters says:
I was born in 1968, and my family and community in San Diego regularly used the term “cause that’s just how we roll” and variations. My father, Black and Chippewa, and spoke Spanish, was born in 1916 and was raised in Los Angeles. He was originally from Texas. But the phrase has been around a long long time. I believe it’s from Black slang.
Which makes sense to me; I’m pretty sure it predates hiphop. Anyway, what do y’all think?
Behold my works: today I went to the leisure centre, and went into the leisure centre, and went into the gym, and poked around a bit, and retreated to the stairwell to hyperventilate... and then WENT TO A CHANGING SPACE and CHANGED MY CLOTHING and went back into the gym. And picked! things! up!!! and put them down again!!!!!
I have now Touched Barbell, appear to have accidentally skipped most of Phase 2 of Liftoff in favour of Barbells, Apparently, but honestly the biggest and most exciting bit of this is that I did go back into The Gym and I did push through the social anxiety of What If I'm Doing It Wrong.
It is an excellent time of year to be doing this; the cherries on the way from the gym to the bus stop are in full and exuberant flower.